Big Black Trucker Hat - XL Skull Cap

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be "headed" over heels by the most noggin-tastic football team to ever grace the pitch – Big Skulls United! Big Skulls United are so headstrong that our defenders don't tackle; they just lean in slightly, and the opposition bounces right off their massive melons! And our goalkeeper? Well, let's just say the goalposts are more like a personal sunhat for them. When our players go for a "header" they’ve been known to accidentally send the soccer ball into orbit due to the impact from their colossal craniums.

When it comes to strategy, we've got "big" brains working overtime – not because we're geniuses, but because our heads are so massive they generate their own gravitational pull! Opposing players often find themselves orbiting around our midfielders. But it's not all about size; it's about teamwork, and our players understand that better than anyone. We've even developed a secret "big head" handshake that only those with craniums the size of watermelons can master! So, if you're ready to join the club that always stands a "head and shoulders" above the competition, look no further than Big Skulls United! Come for the big head jokes, stay for the incredible soccer skills (and maybe invest in some extra-strength neck exercises).

Here’s our current line up:

-Captain Nogginator (Goalkeeper)
-Melon Mane Marvin (Defender)
-Cranium Crusher Chris (Defender)
-Dome Defender Dave (Defender)
-Head Honcho Harry (Midfielder)
-Brain Box Bobby (Midfielder)
-Forehead Fusion Fred (Midfielder)
-Skull Sensation Sam (Midfielder)
-Cerebellum Charlie (Forward)
-Big Thinkin' Tony (Forward)
-Braincase Benny (Forward)

With a team like this, you know they're playing for more than just the game; they're playing for the glory of having the biggest heads on the field!

.. AHEM … OKAY! SO MAYBE - we made it up.

Big Skulls United doesn’t really exist. It’s a football team we’ve created because: 1. We think Big Skulls are under represented in sport, and 2. Because MAYBE we can’t afford the premier leagues licensing fees! Regardless - we wanted to create a great team that celebrates our sizeable skulls and partners with our favourite sport - football. (Soccer for you Americans!). And so - Big Skulls United was born! Well don’t dilly dalley - pick your self up some official Big Skulls United F.C Merch!

This XL black trucker hat is ideal for anyone with a big head. The hat’s front and brim is made of 100% recycled Polyester, it’s back mesh is made from 100% Polyester and the sweatband on the inside of the hat is made from 100% organic Cotten, our embroided art work is made from 100% polyester and the back closure is made from durable plastic. You’ll notice that the inside of the hat has been reinforced with a custom ‘BH4BH’ ribboning, this stands for of course - Big Hats For Big Heads. We have utilised a double buckle back to help give the hat the longest possible use life and to confirm that the hat will stay put while on any setting - wide open or closed.

Your item will be sent out Via a Tracked Royail Mail courier - this will be sent out within 24 hours of receiving your order.

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of the purchase date. To be eligible for a return or exchange, the item(s) must be in their original condition, with all tags and all packaging intact. Custom-made or personalised hats are not eligible for returns or exchanges. Read more about our returns policy here.